As certain as death and taxes

If you have kids, you should be entitled to a scavenger hunt reward system where, every time you find a Cheerio in a weird place, you get a nickel.  Like behind the toilet.  Or in the dog's hair.

If you have girls, there should be a second tier to the game where you get a nickel every time you find a Q-Tip in a strange place.  Like the Cheerios box.

There, now I'm a mommy blogger.  I want my millions.