The Incredibly True Adventures of Two Girls... WHO ARE WASTES OF DNA AND SHOULD DIE
So here's the story behind that video. A pair of spoiled skanks needed money. So they decided to swipe Girl Scout cookie money from a 9 year old Girl Scout who was selling her treats in front of a local Winn-Dixie. Story: http://www.wpbf.com/news/15194935/detail.html
Authorities said that a 17-year-old girl in a hot-pink sweatshirt approached Smith outside of a Winn-Dixie supermarket at Hypoluxo and Jog roads in Boynton Beach Wednesday evening and asked the girl what her favorite cookies were. Police told WPBF that, while Smith was telling the teen about her favorite Cinna-Spins, the teen snatched an envelope containing about $167 off of Smith's table, hopped into another teen's car and drove away.
The teens returned to the scene the next day and taunted the girl and the troop after seeing reports of their heist on the news, WPBF reported.
The asswipe who did the stealing is the one whose face is blurred in the video (because she's a minor). But the getaway driver is now 18 years old. She's Stefanie Woods, whose Myspace page was last updated on May 27th, and you'll understand why I'm pointing that out shortly.
On February 5th, Woods was arrested. Story: http://www.wpbf.com/news/15226096/detail.html
"We went through all that effort to get it, we got all these charges and we had to give the money back. I'm kind of pissed," Woods told WPBF.
Woods was arrested Tuesday on a violation of probation charge. State Attorney's Office Spokesman Mike Edmondson said Woods was on probation for a battery charge and that her probation officer alerted police after seeing the teen on TV admitting to robbing the girl scout.
A couple of days later, after having her hearing rescheduled because both her parents and lawyer didn't even bother to show up (now explain that part of the law to me), Woods "apologized" to the Girl Scout that she robbed a week earlier. Story: http://www.wpbf.com/news/15235152/detail.html
"Yes, I'm very sorry, actually. I actually apologized. I was sorry from the start," Stefanie Woods told WPBF Wednesday.
While leaving from her court appearance Wednesday, Woods apologized for the incident and told WPBF that she was just angry when she originally said that she was not sorry.
"Yes, I know, at that time I was angry, but I realized that I can't be angry at anybody but myself. So, I'm sorry to Gracie and I'm sorry to the parent. I'm sorry," Woods told WPBF.
While those charges were pending (and the case was moved to adult court), the two goofs still couldn't behave themselves. Around 3am on February 17th, they skipped out on their check at a local Denny's. Story: http://www.wpbf.com/news/15342312/detail.html
Police said the two teens left a Denny's restaurant at 4541 Hypoluxo Road in Lake Worth around 3 a.m. Sunday without paying their $26 bill. Authorities told WPBF News 25 that they tracked down Woods at her home after a Denny's employee wrote down the license plate number on fleeing teen's car.
More details came out about Woods' past arrests when it was determined that she would not be charged as an adult for stealing the cookie money. Story: http://www.wpbf.com/news/15381290/detail.html
According to arrest records, Woods' juvenile record already includes a burglary charge in 2006, a battery charge in April 2007 and a contempt-of-court charge in July 2007.
The cookies started to crumble earlier this month, when Woods plead no contest to skipping out on her check at Denny's. Turns out her friend was ready to testify against her. Story: http://www.wpbf.com/news/16374042/detail.html
On Thursday, Woods appeared in court with her mother and pleaded no contest for walking out with her friend on their $28 Denny's bill. The teen said she pleaded out because the girl with her at Denny's planned to testify against her, even though Woods insisted that she did not know that her friend was not going to pay their bill."
All I can say is that, I'm really sorry, and Denny's was not my fault, even though you guys don't want to believe me. Nobody wants to believe me, so, that's all I can really say," she told WPBF Thursday.
Well she's right about one thing... no one wants to believe her. Why? Because people HATE her. Then she went on to explain why she acts out.
"That's how I do it when I get angry. I just pretty much flip it around and try to make people mad and I guess people don't like it," Woods said Thursday.
Woods' mother, Deborah Smith, told Palm Beach County Judge Barry Cohen that her daughter acted the way she did because of her parents' divorce in 1999.
The teen apologized to reporters Thursday, saying that she felt that no one understood her."
I take a little bit of responsibility, it's just -- I feel really misunderstood. I just feel really angry," Woods said.
So, poor little misunderstood rich girl from a broken home can't help herself. Waaaah, waaaah, waaaah. Well guess what Bitchy McBitchalot? It's Linda Blair, women in prison time for you. Because you're going to jail. Wednesday, Woods was sentenced to up to three years in a high-security juvenile treatment facility to deal with her mental illness and substance abuse problems, after being convicted of petty theft and probation violations. Story: http://www.wpbf.com/news/16416155/detail.html
A report prepared for Woods' sentencing Wednesday detailed the 18-year-old's alleged substance abuse, which included drinking alcohol at age 14 and the recreational use of marijuana, Xanax, cocaine, LSD and heroin.
Baker said Woods was "an out-of-control drug user" during the proceedings Wednesday, telling her, "Either you are the biggest liar that ever lived, or the biggest exaggerator that ever lived, or you're in serious trouble."
Woods remained emotionless throughout her sentencing but then broke down into tears while hugging her mother goodbye.
And her tears brought me great joy. Now let's work on the other one.
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