Pot, Kettle & Fat Drunk Lady Have an All Black Threeway

I overheard the following while Christmas shopping this holiday season, as we were waiting in line for the valet to bring us our car:

"Look, a limo. Now who the hell takes a limo to the mall?"

My brain exploded at the irony of someone calling those people lazy while waiting for a valet to return with their big, stupid automobile.

Later, the same person let loose with this string of nonsense:

"I want to go over to the Body Shop but we can't go over to the Body Shop right now because the po-po is at the Body Shop."

Comments

[anonymousfriend]

That's funny, I was just telling a friend of mine about how former-limo-driver-turned-registered-nurse Hubby had runs over Christmas because many people would go shopping in limos. If they have the money, more power to them. Drivers need to get paid (and TIPPED) too.

[Anna]

Duh, the po-po needs lotion and nifty smelling sprays too.